Dookie's Dictionary

Dookie's Dictionary

Tempertude: (verb) Dookie's state of mind when throwing a shit fit.

       Dookie: "NOOOOOO I don't have a bad tempertude, I'm a girl!" 
Yeah, we'll ya know I think your daddy would have to think something different about that one. 



Peaner Jelly: (noun) A paste made of ground peanuts, often known as Peanut Butter.
  
       Dookie: "Peaner Jelly, there's a Peter Pan on the bottle, and Daddy really loves it.  I'm only gonna eat it next week."

I'm ridiculously immature and inappropriate and bust a gut laughing every time she says Peaner Jelly.  And yes, Daddy really loves Peaner. LMAO



Chimpmunks: (noun) A small chunk or lump of chicken that is breaded and fried. Mainly known as a chicken nugget.

Dookie: "I only eat the Chipmunks from Chik-Fil-A."
Momma: "But what about Alvin and the chipmunks? Is that what you're eating?"
Dookie: "NO! It's a chimpmunk nugget."
Momma: "Chip and Dale? Chimpanzee?"
Dookie: "Stop it, you're making me mad! I said stop being so weird."


hehehe.