All about Daddy, by Dookie

All about my Daddy!
 by Dookie, age 3

as seen on Me So Cary


1. What is something Daddy always says to you? 

"I love you."  Gee, thanks, I tell you not to touch my straightener but Daddy says I love you. Damn.

2. What makes Daddy happy? 

"Um, laughing. Makin' silly faces. (makes silly faces)" Apparently both Daddy and I are insanely happy and enjoy silly faces!

3. What makes Daddy sad? 

"Um, He doesn't do that."


  
4. How does your Daddy make you laugh? 

"He roars, like a t-rex."
 
5. What was your Daddy like as a child? 

"a teeny-tiny poopie head!!"
 
6. How old is your Daddy? 

"Seven!"
 
7. How tall is your Daddy? 

"So big!"
 
8. What is Daddy's favorite thing to do? 

"fartin' he goes poop a lotta times."
 
9. What does your Daddy do when you are not home? 

"Um, let me think about that. Hum. Hum. Work."

 
10. If your Daddy becomes famous, what will it be for? 

"What? TFGK. Tell me Mommy."
 
11. What is your Daddy really good at? 

"Um, workin, going to the car wash."  No, not workin' at the car wash, yeah!

12. What is your Daddy not good at? 

"pictures, or cookin."
 
13. What does your Daddy do for a job? 

"workin' on the computer. Eatin' pizza and dunkin donuts on the street." When we visit Daddy at work, we always get pizza and dunkin' donuts!
 
14. What is your Daddy's favorite food?
"Pickles. and carrots and broccoli! And Broccoli! And pickles, and green! His favorite color is green and blue and pink. "

15. What makes you proud of your Daddy? 

"Playin' his games, and playing on his computer with me."

16. If your Daddy were a cartoon character, who would she be? 

"A man cartoon, his name is Shaughnessy." Again? Hey, that's my name!!
 
17. What do you and your Daddy do together? 

"We go to car wash!!! We put seeds in the bird feeder and ate ice cream out of the container yesterday! You we'rent home Momma, he said it's a secret."
 
18. How are you and your Daddy the same? 

"Um, I dont know. I'm too busy ok, I'll talk to you in a minute, ok? "

19. How are you and your Daddy different? 

"I said in a minute."
 
20. How do you know your Daddy loves you?
"uh, because I kiss him."

21. What does your Daddy like most about your Momma? 

 "huggin and kissin"


22. Where is your Daddy's favorite place to go?
 "to Sesame street"