Are you gonna eat that?

If walls could talk, they'd probably tell you that 82.4% of the time Dookie gets in trouble, it's food related. Usually she wants to eat everything in sight. Lots of times she's caught red-handed sneaking food from the fridge, climbing on the kitchen counter, or feeding baby Sis something she shouldn't be.  Food related drama is driving me CRAZY.  Here is a mere glimpse into the fray....

This is a complete breakfast just made me throw up a little bit. Apparently while I was changing Baby Sis' diaper, Dookie took it upon herself to make breakfast. Since I didn't move quickly enough, she was into the dishwasher to get the bowl, and then the fridge to get out a 5lb Costco bag of shredded cheese and the counter to grab a banana. I came downstairs to find the bag of cheese on the floor under the kitchen table, spilled out, and our ENTIRE DOG inside the bag. I wish that I had my phone on hand to get the picture of THAT. You can be sure that she ate up every bit of her cheese coated banana that morning. Gag.

This is a mid morning snack.  Yes, a 2lb block of swiss cheese.

Dookie: "Momma, why'd you take my picture? I didn't say cheese!"

Well, you have enough cheese in your damn hands, so I'm pretty sure you don't have to say it...

cheese face.

I bet you can imagine the face that came next when I took the cheese away...

 

 

It's dinner time! It doesn't matter what it is, it gets ketchup.

Yum, nothing like Spaghetti and ketchup...well, er, how about a ketchup covered tomato?

Hey, at least she's eating something healthier than cheese, oh wait, there's cheese on this plate too.

Look familiar?