One of the trendiest things to do on Facebook right now is to post ecards. Often they're sexual in nature or just really witty freaking DUMB.
However, I have seen a few that made me lol giggle a tiny bit, (okay fine, maybe I snorted a little).
There must be something wrong with me because I find this completely accurate, and kind of inspirational. Well, there's the dysfunction for you. My kids are going to be freaking awesome adults.
Well, as long as we're talking about dysfunction...
This is pretty much a great summary of Dookie. If she had a cell phone of her own, I'm sure she'd be taking pictures of her turds and texting them to her Daddy and Uncles!
This reminds me of a turding incident that happened last week. Dookie was watching a movie, grabs the remote, puts it on pause, and runs like the wind to the toilet. She's in there for a bit, takes care of business, admires her crap and puts on the bathroom fan. She then sits at the kitchen table while I finish fixing dinner. A good ten minutes goes by and the noise of the fan in the bathroom starts to bug me so I went in there to turn it off. That shit STANK.
Momma: "Oh my gosh, Dookie, did Daddy go in the bathroom after you?"
Dookie: "Nope."
Momma: "Holy crap kiddo. That's NASTY. No wonder you put the fan on!"
Dookie: "The breath of my poo poo is still in there. It's so much smelly!"
Hahaha. Send me your favorite e-cards!
