Dookie Knows Best

Dookie Knows Best: A collection of things that I, clearly, am wrong about.



 At the grocery store, I was trying to swipe my credit card while Baby Sis was crying. I wasn't paying attention, and was doing it backwards. Dookie took my card, turned it in the right direction, and swiped.
Dookie: "You were doing it wrong silly butt-butt Momma."



I was singing along in the car to "Glad You Came" by the Wanted.
Dookie: "STOP SINGING IT. You don't know the words. The Sun comes down, the stars come out, and all that counts is here and now, my universe will never be the same, I'm glad you came, poopie head."




Dookie:  "Momma, we NEED to get one of those bigger playsets and houses for my yard."
Momma: "No, baby, we need to wait a bit until Baby Sis is a bit bigger and wont get hurt."
Dookie: "No, Momma, you need to WATCH her."
Momma: "Baby, they're expensive they cost a lot of money, and we don't have the extra money for it right now."
Dookie: "No, Momma, Daddy does. He goes to work and has a wallet."