All About My Mom, by Dookie

All about my Momma, by Dookie, Age 3
(as seen on Me So Cary)


1. What is something mom always says to you? 

"No touching your hair straightenin' iron thing. It's hot and I'm gonna get burned on my fingers and my all my blood will come out."
 
2. What makes mom happy? 

"Um, laughing. Makin' silly faces. (makes silly faces) That's funny? Silly faces make you happy, that's so funny, it's like a poopie head!"

3. What makes mom sad? 

"Um, crying. Makin' mean faces, um, are you gonna ask me what makes you really really mad?"
So, what makes Mommy really really mad? "Not behavin', being mean to Sissy."
  
4. How does your mom make you laugh? 

"Makin' silly faces. Momma, make a silly face so I can laugh now. Make a bubble! (Blows spit bubble.) That's funny? Do it, I'll laugh."
 
5. What was your mom like as a child? 

"Playin', a baby doll. You liked to play with an owl. When I was a really little kid, I fell down and cried really really hard, when I was a little little baby, did you know that? I was a baby. (Screaming and laughing) I farted on your face! " Some attention span there. Haha.
 
6. How old is your mom? 

"So big!!" (Baby Sis does "So Big" too) laughing ensues.
 
7. How tall is your mom? 

"I have little feet, Mommy. I have little feet, let me show you how I walk. (Runs around kitchen island screaming,) I can't stop, whooooooah!"
 
8. What is her favorite thing to do? 

"Paint. Paint a picture. And play playdough, and go to Disney and the pumpkin patch, and picking strawberries too."
 
9. What does your mom do when you are not home? 

"Goes to Taco Bell, and you'll stay all by yourself and you can do it because you're bigger."
She's referring to one time when I stayed home and she and sissy and Daddy went to pick up Taco Bell. She told Daddy that she needed to be "rushed home because I realized nobody was baby sittin' you!"
 
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? 

"What? Ugh, I don't know. That was silly."
 
11. What is your mom really good at? 

"Painting. Playdough. You're a good mommy, and a good cook. You're good at pickin' out stuff at the grocery store."
 
12. What is your mom not good at? 

"Makin' some paint." Lol okay.
 
13. What does your mom do for a job? 

"Makin' cupcake cakes. Hurm, makin' dinner." She's right! I do make cupcakes! www.jennyscupcakery.com
 
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
"Pickles. Mmmhum, absolutely. (Cracks up.)"  
She finds this amusing. Pickle's are not my favorite.

15. What makes you proud of your mom? 

"Paintin' a picture, Momma. Hey, Mommy, you're good at pickin' some flowers for me when I was a little baby. " Um, thanks?

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? 

"A lady cartoon. Your cartoon name is Shaughnessy."
 
17. What do you and your mom do together? 

"We go to the kids museum, I just made you a picture. Wanna see it?"
 
18. How are you and your mom the same? 

"Um, I dont know. (laughs) We both have silly butt-butts. "

19. How are you and your mom different? 

"I don't know. We are."
 
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
"Cuz' you kiss me."

21. What does your mom like most about your dad? 

 "What kind of Daddy do you like? Kevin."


22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
 "Hum, let's think about that. Dunkin' donuts."